I believe mummies feast on the life force of the living in order to counter the natural law of entropy which causes even the strongest mountains to one day crumble and make it a pain in the ass for our soon to arrive alien overlords to clean up.
I believe mummies feast on the life force of the living in order to counter the natural law of entropy which causes even the strongest mountains to one day crumble and make it a pain in the ass for our soon to arrive alien overlords to clean up.
Hugh looks fat.